Boring News

It was announced today that Laurence Fishburne bought the rights to The Alchemist and is adapting it into a movie. Now people- this might quite possibly be the most boring book ever written. Not only is it boring- it is the type of book that people think they are smart by reading it. They feel it will enlighten them and that they are reading something deep and profound. It is neither. It is bloated and ridiculous. Note to everyone- skip it!