Friday, September 14, 2007

Lainey's Blind Item

Here's another Lainey Blind Item- it is super easy to any regular Lainey reader:

Dog Eat Dog
One after another – celebrity dog scandals. This one is extremely upsetting.

Miss Bottom had two. Both of the same fierce breed. They say of this breed that they should never be left alone together. That inevitably only one will remain.

And this is what happened recently. One ate the other. The other is gone. Killed. Seeing as she has such a wonderful publicist however, this tragedy likely won’t see the light of day.

But every dog owner will tell you – they are like our children. We are responsible for our children. We are responsible for making sure they are safe.
Clearly her dogs were not safe. Clearly she was too busy publicising a romance rather than prioritising her pet.

Douche.


Answer: Hands down, 100%, no doubt about it Jessica Biel. So obvious! Everything Lainey has ever said about her is in here: the butt, the brilliant publicist, publicizing a romance. Plus I had seen her with pitbull type dogs.

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